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[–] Hector@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 days ago (5 children)

The question is, would Canada want that? I get the feeling that most of us living north of the border just want to be left alone and we would send you all the thoughts and prayers we could spare and wish you all the best so long as you let us be.

[–] Isthisreddit@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yes, they absolutely want it - minus the dumb fuck part of Canada (is that Alberta?) - west coast and north east USA are highly educated, powerhouses in industry, and basically pay for the welfare queen red states. It's so fucking crazy how the east coast and west coast are held hostage by all that land in the red states

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago

OK, Alberta becomes part of America.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Canada cannot accept US rule because of US debt burden which is unsustainable, in addition to pensions, healthcare, and a demonic ruler under extreme corruption permitted by SCC. The US is a genuine shithole that is bound to collapse and, while that collapse will hurt Canadian economy, it is worse to be inside it.

Canadians like American people. Certainly, it is both an economic boom without sacrificing Canadian sustainability to absorb US states. A guide to secession written last time Trump won: https://www.naturalfinance.net/2016/11/opposition-to-new-us-republican-control.html

The big issue is US debt and the fair share of "leaving states". There is a fair number, but also an asshole version of the number.

A "future fiction history" of Canada assimilating the US one state at a time.: https://www.naturalfinance.net/2018/02/fictional-future-history-reclaiming.html

[–] parricc@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Thing is Canada shouldn't have its politics influenced by the US from absorbing it either. As a Texan, I can say both our politicians and voters suck. But there could be an easy solution around this problem. Canada could just absorb the US as a newly created Southwest Territories. Territories are directly under the federal government and have no government of their own. Canadians would get new land and resources. Americans would get better healthcare and to be ruled by a less shitty government. Everyone would win.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

I don't believe people understand any advantage to being in a territory, rather than having "full" input in a federation. Provincehood is an easier sell to the people who would have to ultimately accept. I do like the idea of enslaving Texans, under a posession, there is just a "who with what army" aspect to enforcing that.

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world -1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Good lord what is that future fiction article? It reads like an edgelord teenagers manifesto.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

Any part of your comment you want to reword as "not understanding" or "specifically disliking"?

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

California alone would double your GDP...

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

Almost nobody would want this. Canada has the same size population as California and it already feels full lol