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[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The person in charge trying to coordinate the whole thing, who's asking for status updates on a daily basis and jumps down your throat if you don't respond in a timely fashion, takes weeks to respond when asked for critical input. Also....

Leader: The world is going to end in 5 days, we need that product now!!!

Programming team delivers a functional product.

4 days later...

Programming team: did our item save the world

Leader: I haven't gotten to it yet, I'll take a look by EoD.

[–] Kissaki@programming.dev 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

EoD? End of December? End of Death? (reference to world going to end)