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"once a women turns 19, she may as well be postmenopausal" (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

I thought we all agreed up until 29 years 364 days it's babe and after that it's milf

[–] aberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.social 41 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This implies the existence of the rare 29-year-old leap milf

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine the rule 34 on that one. You better bet fans are going to want proof...

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

"Leap milf" is just an alternative definition for a cougar

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wasn't there a scandal in Germany that 45% of MILF pornstars don't actually have any children?

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

Oh nein, I ate die Zwiebel!

[–] Bronzebeard@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Woman needs to be old enough for her kids' friends to think she's hot to be a milf.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So, for some women, that might be as early as 25

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Do I hear a banjo?

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I figured it was that she just needs to have kids. As long as she's a mom and somebody wants to fuck her, right?

[–] Bronzebeard@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

You don't need a special categorization for a hot twenty something. Her having procreated or not.

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If one is over 30 and doesn’t have children are they still a milf by default?

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

No, they have chosen the Cougar skill path.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago

still milf, M for Mature