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Sun Unsure What It Has To Do To Get Humans To Worship It Again (theonion.com)

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[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You can see it. It makes all life on Earth possible. Its warm radiance drives away the darkness and cold of night. It doesn't judge you or take away its light based on some arbitrary rules set down by a guy in a funny hat. It's a damn sight better than most of the dieties we've made up over the centuries.

Praise Sol!

[–] Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The sun is the reason for life on esrth. We call the earth mother so the sun is our father!

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Is the moon the weird uncle that is always peeping at us but we only catch them doing it at night?