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submitted 22 hours ago by Garibaldee@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 70 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Breaking News: President of the United States revokes her* own Citizenship!

*trump is now a woman, due to her executive order that technically classifies everyone in the US as a woman.

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 hours ago

Actually nonbinary, as none of us produce gametes at conception.

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 21 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

There is only one gender

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 20 hours ago

United we stand, Divided we fall.

ONE ~~RING~~ GENDER TO RULE THEM ALL!

[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

So now we have a gay, female nazi president. What a timeline!

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 9 points 18 hours ago

I didn't expect The Future is Female to happen so suddenly.