this post was submitted on 24 Jan 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 84 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

"Have a 4chan?" Isn't 4chan loginless?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Fucking normies not knowing about 4chan platinum.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Is that the one that makes you become an hero?

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago

That is part of the application criteria. You have to have an hero'd before they will every consider inviting you to apply.

[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 88 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Surely they mean that they fear they will fall in love with someone only to find out that they're the infamous hacker known as 4chan

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Wait I thought anon was run by two people. Anon and femanon.

[–] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 24 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Now everyone just uses the same username "anon" as a sort of running gag.

[–] imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works -2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Sort of*

No*?

I'm assuming this has something to do with you being Dutch. But otherwise that was a nice joke, 5/7

[–] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

No. It was a combination of it being 6 a.m., this being a shitpost community, and autocorrect.

Also it's very ignorant to assume someone makes a typo just because of their nationality.

[–] imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago

I just view the Dutch language as jank English. My apologies

[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 17 hours ago

to be fair to this person finding out someone you love paid for 4chan pass would be absolutely devastating

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 12 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

It remains loginless but you have to verify your email address or wait 900 seconds before every post.

[–] imecth@fedia.io 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

wait 900 seconds before every post.

This only applies for the first post, you're probably deleting their cookie that tracks your browser.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

I've never actually waited the 900 seconds.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 14 points 17 hours ago

tripfags hate this one simple trick