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Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 2 months ago by MolecularCactus1324@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Yep, thats the one

Edit: lol you're downloading it?

[–] NudeNewt@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

lol you're downloading it

As they should

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why? Its just going to show that I wake up with an erection 100% of the time. What's there to chart?

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Eventually that may change. Perhaps you start a new medication that changes your body or hormones. You could use this app to give accurate info to your doctor.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago

That's valid, thanks