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Donald Trump To Be Put on Mount Rushmore Under Republican Bill (www.msn.com)

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A bill to add a carving of President Donald Trumpto Mount Rushmore has been introduced by a MAGA politician.

Florida Representative Anna Paulina Luna announced the bill Tuesday calling for Trump to be added to the South Dakota monument with the message: "Let's get carving."

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[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is he also going to let Elon build a secret base inside where he can fly inside with a big ass car plane while JD Vance sucks Elons cock to prove he's loyal? And they're all puppets?

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don’t think that will work.

I watched a show on the history channel, the aliens live inside the mountains already.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Poor Team America, replaced by illegal aliens.

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 0 points 22 hours ago

No, t's not going to work because Elon's penis is too small.