How about a philosophical question? What's the most bigoted cake that you would eat? Does the quality of the cake matter? If you had a sheet cake that was frosted white and all it had was the 14 words on it I'd probably pass and worry about how I ended up at the function.

If the cake was tiered like that, home made frosting crafted from real vanilla beans and it was warm and high quality, but it said "build the wall!" on it, are you tasting it? What if a Michelin star chef was being considered for the rank of master chef (or whatever) and then there was a 3cm^2 Tesla logo on the bottom? What's your limit?

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Showing up at the function to find a life-sized recreation of George Floyd being murdered, rendered in cake. Everyone says that chocolate Floyd is delicious but the white almond officer cake is somehow both dry and a little undercooked.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Trying to be an ally (nervous): I agree, he's very moist...

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Someone suddenly looks thoughtful while they chew, "To be delicious, is to be defiant" they mutter, entranced. Others begin to join in, a chant is growing, "Delicious! Defiant!"

who invited you here? who's party is this? what do they believe?!

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