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Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine (theonion.com)
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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Well....former Cleveland Browns quarterback Tim Couch may not still play, but I imagine he's probably still a pretty beefy boy. Probably shouldn't kick him.

Edit: realized I never actually typed his name, which is the whole basis for the joke. Without the name my reply makes NO sense...