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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Lemmy would have cured him.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nothing a good bean-laden poop hold-in won't cure!

[–] Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 1 points 4 weeks ago

Bin laden bean laden was suffocated by satan.