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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Rather inconsiderate of him

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Absolutely no respect for his fans.

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

he straight up ruined my day smh

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“Everyone likes to be told that everything’s going to be okay,” said Dr. Emil Dahl. “And the people posting these ultimately worthless comments get to feel like they did something good for a stranger. Ordinarily, such platitudes are innocuous, but it becomes dangerous when people like Mr. Stoltz put too much faith in the power of internet comments. He was so encouraged by his anonymous online supporters that he cavalierly decided to forego my attempts at treatment, feeling it was unnecessary. The last time he left my office, he simply said, ‘Thanks, doc, but I got this’ while giving me double-finger cannons.”

Wonderful

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

"You got this" doesn't mean you don't have to make an effort! That's on him.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 23 points 1 month ago

This is so sad, can we get 50K likes?

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lemmy would have cured him.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Nothing a good bean-laden poop hold-in won't cure!

[–] Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 1 points 4 weeks ago

Bin laden bean laden was suffocated by satan.

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 16 points 1 month ago

Should have used Reddit in conjunction with Facebook thoughts and prayers.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It's not too late, he's still got this!

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

"Here's how he can still have this"

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Its sad. I'm not getting even one "you got this".