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submitted 4 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 75 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The murderers have to do C++.

[–] marble@sh.itjust.works 41 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I already do C++, so I must have a few credits built up...

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 37 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If you do COBOL it's a get out of jail free card

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 9 points 4 days ago

So as long as I'm not caught in between I can murder multiple times?

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Don't murderers do filesystems?

[–] mdurell@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I got this. For those that don't, search about reiserfs and the author's criminal history.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

They’ve already got the requisite skills for Unix

man kill

pkill -P <parent_pid> —signal SIGKILL

killall -9