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Democrats Announce Bold Plan to Resist Trump Policies by Playing Katy Perry’s “Roar” Really Loud (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

            
              Vote no on everything like Republicans did when Obama/Biden tried good things
Filibuster every bill like Republicans
Give motivated members of Congress more power, like AOC
Retire the old blood of the DNC and have people with ideas from after 1982 enter office (my state allows office vacancies to be filled by appointment until election)
Listen to the Americans who voted for you to stop Trump and stop whining about that in private meetings
Stop voting yes on anything Trump wants
Don't ratfuck young faces because they are running in seats with old people
Don't say everything is okay and normal despite the fact it's clearly not, it didn't work both times they ran on it as a platform


            
          

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All great ideas. Have you mentioned them to the Democrats? They are depressingly poll-driven, but it's probably worth directly reaching out. My local congress people are probably sick of my shit by now, but if so -- good.

[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Well since they think a mean worded tweet is all you need to stop Trump, I figured a mean worded comment is just as good /s