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[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You gish galloped, you ad homin-ed, you no true scotsman-ed, you one true scotsman-ed, and then you mot and bailey-ed.

Checkmate sir smuglord

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Its ok to say you dont know what any of those mean. You dont have to make an ass out of yourself in the process

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I believe you just engaged in a masked man fallacy taken to the ad absurdum.

Checkmate smuglord

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I believe you just engaged in ligma balls fallacy with a terminally online spin.

Checkmate smuglord

[–] somename@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

Hey, that one was decent actually! Good job!

[–] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"I know why the Hexbear ppbs"

Someone learned something here!

[–] IBurnedMyFingers@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What happened to PPB? I haven't seen it in a while despite a ton of PPB worthy posts

[–] axont@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We got told to cool it with the emojis on other instances, because there's a Lemmy bug that makes our emojis look giant when we're not on Hexbear. A lot of us think it's funny though that our pig shit image takes up the whole screen. I want it to be larger.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

The normal PPB like the one below is small, but the pink stylized one is always fuckhueg for some reason.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

I think we agreed to use it less for diplomatic reasons or something

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I dont know what ppbs stands for

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I looked through your post history and this is actually the best thing you've posted. Unironically good post.

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I looked through your post history and fell asleep 😴

JK I didnt look through your post history because i don't care about you at all

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eh this one's a lot weaker. Keep working on posting, you've got potential to be a Hexbear shitposter

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I honestly have never seen a pleasant conversation with a hexbear. I am looking forward to when hexbear and all chapotraphouse leninistas are purged from these forums so you guys can fester in your own bile. Im crossing my fingers.

[–] Grimble@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Because you walk into threads about issues you barely understand and say stupid shit. If you were less ignorant maybe you'd get the convos about backyard farming and cats

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Sorry can you dumb that down for me please

[–] BigNote@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When everyone you meet is an asshole, guess what? You're the asshole.

[–] boboblaw@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

chapotraphouse

excuse me, this is fan site for the podcast Citations Needed, get your facts straight.

also lmao, when you end up calling anarchists leninists you are proving us right -- you do need to be educated about the definitions of basic terms.

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Sorry can you dumb that down for me please?

[–] brain_in_a_box@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

This burn doesn't work because we already know that libs are too lazy to read.

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago
[–] axont@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know what any debate words mean and I refuse to learn.

[–] raven@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

90% of them boil down to one person saying "You're uneducated on this subject, demonstrated by the fact that you're wrong"

And the other says "You're saying that because I'm uneducated I'm wrong! Haha! Ad-hom!"

But what they really said was "You're wrong, additionally, as a side note, you're uneducated and should feel bad about that"

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OK, hecking epic sexist edgelord username haver.

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My name is a hero from a tower defence game called bloons.

https://bloons.fandom.com/wiki/Pat_Fusty

[–] xXthrowawayXx@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then why didn’t you spell it right?

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because the real name I wanted was Fussy Pat, but that would have been easily misconstrued

[–] xXthrowawayXx@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why didn’t you spell the name you wanted right either? Is “fusty” a slur that gets filtered out on your instance?

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's ok if the joke goes over your head, comerade. The Lubyanka administration doesn't give you enough resources to comprehend Western sarcasm. One day

[–] xXthrowawayXx@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

07 may we meet again when im able to parse complex western jokes, epic sexist edgelord. 07

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

May we meet again Xxthrowaway#267NoScopeKittySlayerxX

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

This must be the version of Pat Fusty from the Harry Potter universe. Simply drop the T.

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

It's okay to sat you don't understand proper logic and rely on a crutch of cutesy little checklist items

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

👍 5pm down by the dock. Ill debate you so hard