ShimmeringKoi

joined 2 years ago
[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago

cop

There you go

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 2 points 7 hours ago

"We must prepare a soggy Volksturm, because reasons"

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 20 points 22 hours ago

I'm scrolling hexbear to distract myself from those exact feelingsdeeper-sadness

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Don't they use less power, too? I'm wondering if some leds and a solar panel could totally erase the heat and energy signatures of a small indoor grow

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"Why no, I had no idea that the fenced-in vacant lot next door had become a Pandora of kush plants. I wonder what clever and handsome individual put them there."

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

We're fucked in the head by lingering christianity-poisoning. Obsessed with worthiness, purity, righteousness and soft sad martyrdom

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Akshually, did you know there were gay and Jewish nazis (at first)? Really makes you think, reality is a little more complicated than you tankies seem to account for smuglord

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

That's Yeonmi Park, a sort of Korean Candace Owens who went on Rogan to talk about how supposedly, in cursed North Korea, they:

-Have never heard of ice cream

-Must push the trains by hand

-Subsist on rats, who subsist on corpses, in an endless cycle of rat-human consumption

-Have no word for love

These are not exaggerations, and I'm definitely forgetting some other bangers as well. In leftist circles, she's kind of become a joke about all the "In Scary Badcountry, (insert cartoonish bullshit here)" propaganda that we all grow up hearing.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Thank god, about time someone stepped up to better arm the only people outside Palestine trying to stop this genocide.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Communism sucks so much that the AFU is currently getting whipped by the dessicated husk of a communist production base.

 

As soon as that synth kicks in I am transported to grimy hazy pill popping yet strangely optimistic british trip hop scene of the 90s. I can't atop listening to it, it's been days

 

There are less than 30 units in the whole place, and there are already cameras everywhere on all floors. I don't even know where you'd put 25 additional goddamn cameras, but evidently Landlord Madness finds a way. This same landlord apparently just spends their days driving past their properties all the time just looking for anything out of place, as this is just the latest in a long pattern of almost comically on the nose 1984 bullshit. Real social rot vibes too, like couple weeks ago when I saw my first rent-a-cop with a real gun at the grocery store.

I think this is it, I think this is where I learn to drone.

 

There's something Garrison-esque about this comic that I can't quite place. Something about the combination of panicked naivite and the apparent relish the subjects were drawn with, and the random unnecessary ass, is evoking something both ham-fistedly performative but also somehow truly sinister around the edges.

No wait, I got it. The art style reminds me of a Grimms fairy tale book, this is a german-style fairy tale threat about how we better support genocide or else, delivered with classic German smugness and an barely-hidden excitement at the prospect of seeing these threats come true against the communists and immigrants who deserve it for being too stupid to give you the support you deserved.

Oh also when the turbofash take over, there will be no more 4ths of July for some reason. Nationalists hate nationalist war holidays.

Also, it's weirdly sexual?

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Yak (youtu.be)
 

Yak

 

We're flying over the Sunset bridge. Something, or someone, has taken the city

Now that I'm hearing this without all the zombie and gunfire sounds I can appreciate how hard this actually goes

 

I've come across drastically fewer pieces of sidewalk furniture in the past year than before

 

I don't think a fifth round through the dishwasher is gonna do it guys agony-deep

 

Get in tormented wanderers, we're Sunderposting

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