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[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Same with beards. You'll get a lot of attention with a nice beard, but not many girls perse

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Beards are for for your wife, not for meeting girls.

Married men know what I'm talking about.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I will say as a trans chick who used to have a denial beard, women did love it, but that's because I conditioned it. I got so many comments about how they wished more beards were that soft.

Mind you, I also followed rules 1 and 2

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Mind you, I also followed rules 1 and 2

  • A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

  • A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Rule 1: be attractive Rule 2: don't be unattractive

[–] coriza@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

That was also my experience, I grew my beard a couple of time, just to see how long it goes and also laziness. I never cared with specific beard products or trimming it and stuff. I washed it with the same head&shoulders I use for my hair. In my country is normal to greet with a kiss in the cheeks so it was a somewhat common occurrence that a woman would feel and comment how soft it was. But that was it, they are impressed by the softness not the looks of how long it was, this was only guys, guys were impressed by the size of the bears and all. That is not to say that woman necessarily prefer shaved face, in my experience mostly (in my country that is) prefer a trimmed beard. I guess it is more mature or mainly. My now wife certainly preferred me to just trim down the beard instead of shaving it.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's fair. And the fact that I was following rules 1&2 probably explains the rest, because wow you would not believe how blatantly people can hit on you without you noticing when you hate your appearance

[–] coriza@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What is the rules 1&2 ?

But yeah, that tracks, I guess is the opposite end of confident people that will think that others are into them why would they not be? When we don't think much of ourselves we more likely assume that a compliment or even someone hitting on you is just someone being nice, they "obviously" would not be into me.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Rule 1: be attractive Rule 2: don't be unattractive

And yeah, developing confidence did wonders