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Americans, take note, Zelenskyy is a man who will debase himself for the good of his country. Karma tends to be a huge asshole when it comes to stuff like this. (lemmy.world)
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[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 110 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I’d rather have Zelenskyy than Elon.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 120 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I'd rather have a toaster than elon.

[–] almost1337@lemm.ee 52 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I would rather Elon commit toaster in bathtub.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Masterful gambit

[–] in4apenny@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Or better yet a 1960's plugin tapedeck. That'll blast you right through the wall, leave you stone cold dead within 10 seconds.

[–] raoulduke85@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Id rather have Leon Black from Curb your enthusiasm.

[–] TimboSlice@discuss.online 2 points 1 day ago

Get in that ass Larry!

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'd rather have "elon's toaster taking a bath with him" than Elon. (Shit someone already said it further down lol)

Whatever takes him out, I hope it's caught in literally 4k and becomes the most popular video the Internet has ever seen.

Bonus points if he's made aware that it's becoming a video as it happens. Man I would have to order a flatbed's worth of popcorn for that.

Additional flatbeds of popcorn for every other installment in the series.

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I'd rather have a toaster than a Cylon

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd rather have a Cylon that can make toast.

[–] Grimpen@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well, hang on, #6... I mean, wait no, you're right, but...

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

#3 tho....

[–] Grimpen@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fair point... Fair point.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

If those are Cylons, does that make it an AI image?

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago

What's Xena doing there?

[–] BadNewsNobody@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

So say we all.

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

The Cylon I remember was hot enough to make me forget what my values even are.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 2 days ago

I'd rather have a Cylon than Elon.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I’d rather have him than any republiQan in office today. They’re self-urinators of the lowest order; pigs are smarter, braver, and more compassionate. They’re mindscrambled idiots, thugs, and fake-jesus-licking, woman-hating shitheads.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd rather have him than any Republican or the vast majority of the Democrats.

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

The fact that the Democrats haven't done anything meaningful to attempt to stop the self-coup is disgraceful. They should be hard on the offence. They won't get another shot.

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

There is nothing more shameful than licking a fake Jesus.