Nothing makes me feel more powerful than getting downvoted and not caring while having a bunch of people who clearly care a lot about votes tell me I should care about downvotes.

Go ahead and downvote me, it literally doesn’t matter.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I used to care about downvotes, until I realized that I'm always right, and the only reason someone would disagree with me is if they're wrong.

Learning that the average American has a 6th grade reading comprehension has caused me a great amount of stress worrying about the future of my nation, and brought me a great amount of peace knowing that anyone who disagrees with me is simply too bad at reading to understand what I'm saying

And even if I was wrong about something, I can simply assume that the people downvoting me are pedophiles, and I don't care what a bunch of pedophiles think of me

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 17 hours ago

I want to explain everything that is wrong with this post, but I'm afraid of the implication.

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You said that so I'd upvote you, you jerk!

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I downvoted you to be funny sorry

[–] xorollo@leminal.space -2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I down voted both of you, sorry, sorry.

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works -1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Downvote two comments in the morning. Downvote two comments at night. Downvote two comments before I downvote two comments. It makes me feel alright.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space -1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

This is really clever! Downvoted!

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

April 26th 1992. There was a riot on the streets tell me where were you? You were sittin' home watching your TV. While I was participating in some downvoting.