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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon needs help to solve the mystery (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 194 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Anon needs to go to a hospital soon

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 153 points 1 month ago (1 children)

but sadly, Anon is American

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 123 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The worst condition of them all.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No shit.

[–] 404@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Literally.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

for OOP, yes

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Object Oriented Programmers never poop? Interesting.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

exactly. neither do Online Only People. interestingly, Poop&Online Only People (POOP), even though they are very similar to OOP, do, in fact, poop.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Better get an MRI to look for it

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago

Ouch... We don't want to kill that anon!