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Anon needs help to solve the mystery (lemmy.world)

submitted 16 hours ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 144 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I like how he clarifies that he lives alone.

"Sure, one of my roommates could have come in and poked around in my butthole while I was sleeping. But no one was in a position to do such a thing."

[–] unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Hey I had a roommate that would steal my inserted butt plugs while I was sleeping.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

And then what?

[–] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 21 points 8 hours ago

Subscribe to my only fans to find out more.

[–] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 45 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Occam's razor and all that

[–] Cordyceps_cereal@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 11 hours ago

Occam's buttplug