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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 53 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

Plot twist: It was actually Dove Soap..

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 21 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Can anyone think of a closer trademark collision than Dove chocolate and Dove soap? They sell chocolate covered ice cream bars similar in concept to a Klondike bar, and the commercial showed an oblong white thing being covered in chocolate, and child me was very confused.

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 7 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Where I live there's a butter called "Flora" and a toothpaste "Fluora".

You do not want to confuse these two either.

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Does it turn you into a newt?

[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 5 points 15 hours ago

You’ll get better.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

“That was good, now rinse.”

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago