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Original post: hachyderm.io (Mastodon)

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[–] obinice@lemmy.world 66 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The real question is why are you eating Soap

**chocolate flavored soap

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Plot twist: It was actually Dove Soap..

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can anyone think of a closer trademark collision than Dove chocolate and Dove soap? They sell chocolate covered ice cream bars similar in concept to a Klondike bar, and the commercial showed an oblong white thing being covered in chocolate, and child me was very confused.

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Where I live there's a butter called "Flora" and a toothpaste "Fluora".

You do not want to confuse these two either.

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't that the same thing?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does it turn you into a newt?

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

“That was good, now rinse.”

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Moisturizer.

[–] averyrandomusername@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I hate this a lot.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

This message was intended for the children who picked those cocoa beans.

Reminds me of that post awhile ago "Sometimes when my wife has PMS I text her the motivational slogans printed on her tampons."

Also, they should print "That was good! Now back to the HUSTLE!" on a tampon wrapper.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Omg, so cursed.

(The message, not the soap chocolate)

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I tried pressing the "hide" button 🤦‍♂️

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

Maybe in future I'll have to inspect element to remove that and the ALT when posting Mastodon screenshots 😬

[–] Cerborealis@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

This chocolate is doing the culinary equivalent of a hookup giving you cab fare and telling you to fuck off. Rude.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How else are you going to afford more chocolate?

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If you can't afford chocolate, you should be working to earn more money.

/S

[–] mrmanager 5 points 1 month ago

Work must be different in america since its so popular....

[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Okay I'm doing The hustle now do I get more chocolate?