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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 134 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

60k is laughably, embarrassingly small. It's still sqlite-sized.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 46 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Sqlite can easily handle millions of rows. Don't sell it short

[–] The_Decryptor@aussie.zone 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 4 points 12 hours ago

Should be enough to hold 60k rows

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 17 hours ago

I have an sqlite db that is a few GB in size, game saves using the format. Sadly almost all blob data, would love to play with it if it was a bit more readable

[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 1 points 14 hours ago

I'm not

[–] naught@sh.itjust.works 53 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

i mean its even excel sized depending on how many columns. This is seriously sad and alarming

[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 7 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Hey now that's real close to the 65,535 16-bit limit (from 20 years ago)

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 2 points 13 hours ago

Holy shit if this ids lm issue that’s too funny

[–] Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 3 points 16 hours ago

60k is single json file