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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[โ€“] houseofleft@slrpnk.net 24 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Tbf we don't know how many columns there are /s

[โ€“] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 19 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The IRS just switched columns and rows. So there's 60k rows and 330 million columns /s