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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] eryndalor@lemm.ee 114 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

60k of rows is nothing. Fuck, where do you find these “geniuses”?

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

There's only one reason he wants kids and not experienced adults.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 hour ago

He’s attracted to them?

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago

I do data analysis for a living, I reach out to tech and complain if I can't open a file with a million+ lines.

[–] houseofleft@slrpnk.net 24 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Tbf we don't know how many columns there are /s

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 19 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The IRS just switched columns and rows. So there's 60k rows and 330 million columns /s