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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 20 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

I'd expect the dealership to give it a quick detail before letting the customer drive away, even used car dealerships do that. But I guess when we're talking about Tesla all bets are off.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You can't detail a car in 15 minutes. Most places just vacuum and run a cloth around the dash. My guess is the Tesla dealer only does that if you ask or demand it, considering they love to cut corners.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 minutes ago

It takes way more than 15 minutes to do the paperwork on a new car. If you're getting a loan it might be the longest part of the whole experience.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think Tesla dealers work on commission (basing this entirely off the comment of a rando on this site without verification), so that would help explain it.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

You'd think the dealership would step in though. If I bought a $100k vehicle I'd be beyond livid if it was delivered in that condition. The fact that it's also broken is just a cherry on top

[–] IMALlama@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Tesla doesn't have a dealer network, you're buying direct. Their delivery and service quality is amusing at best.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

But you'd never buy a cyber truck for 100k. Maybe not even for a tenth that. These have to be somewhat impulsive people right? The more you research on a Tesla the worse it gets.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 minute ago

You have a point. Even if I wanted one, I have nowhere to charge it. I'd only buy a cybertruck if I knew I could immediately turn around and sell it for a profit. But I'd fucking clean it first.

[–] SecularHumorist5@lemm.ee 1 points 24 minutes ago

Well, if you own a big yacht and need an anchor, a $10K Chiphershit would be a good choice.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 hours ago

Haha. Yeah probably not. Look at what they aren't paying for when making these now.