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The Swastidumpster is the Most Reliable Car Ever Made. (pawb.social)

submitted 1 day ago by ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't think Tesla dealers work on commission (basing this entirely off the comment of a rando on this site without verification), so that would help explain it.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You'd think the dealership would step in though. If I bought a $100k vehicle I'd be beyond livid if it was delivered in that condition. The fact that it's also broken is just a cherry on top

[–] IMALlama@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago

Tesla doesn't have a dealer network, you're buying direct. Their delivery and service quality is amusing at best.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 6 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

But you'd never buy a cyber truck for 100k. Maybe not even for a tenth that. These have to be somewhat impulsive people right? The more you research on a Tesla the worse it gets.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 19 hours ago

You have a point. Even if I wanted one, I have nowhere to charge it. I'd only buy a cybertruck if I knew I could immediately turn around and sell it for a profit. But I'd fucking clean it first.

[–] SecularHumorist5@lemm.ee 4 points 19 hours ago

Well, if you own a big yacht and need an anchor, a $10K Chiphershit would be a good choice.