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The Swastidumpster is the Most Reliable Car Ever Made. (pawb.social)

submitted 1 day ago by ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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[–] viking@infosec.pub 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Proton Saga 1.3, good luck.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Let's see here.

ECU - that has a bug and your dead in the water

Push to start - bug in that system, and you're stuck.

Hill Hold - have a software glitch there and your brake is jammed on.

Sorry bub, there are multiple system on your car where a software glitch will stop it from driving.

[–] viking@infosec.pub 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Every car has an ECU, those are pretty much tried and tested at this point. Bugs are rare.

I don't have push to start.

I don't have hill hold.

Like I said, the most advanced feature of my car is a USB charger.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Every car has an ECU

The point.