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The online incel community has taken a break from blaming women for their ongoing failures in life to issue a collective tantrum over Netflix’s new drama Adolescence, which dares—dares, mind you—to portray incel culture as the toxic, rage-filled echo chamber it so demonstrably is.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

We need a tinder for poor people, those who don't have the economic means to date, but would have their situation bettered by joining forces with one or more like-minded and equally fin-locked partners.

We could call it Prolescroll, PlentyOfRamen, Stumble, econHarmony

[–] ubergeek 9 points 6 days ago

ok, I love this idea lol. "PlentyOfRamen"

[–] lemmy566567@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

It would only have men.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Fumble

Edit: op already did stumble and I didn't see it.thought Fumble was to similar, and tried to delete but I also forgot you can't really delete your thing so the comment stays lol

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Crumble - for people looking for a squad of survivors to roll with for when society collapses

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 4 points 1 week ago

Or... People looking for a nice pudding.

[–] wondrous_strange@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Really nice idea in principle but will certainly be exploited by richer ppl

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

All the richers would troll for poor women.

[–] monarch@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

Not sure why you are getting downvoted that would absolutely be something that happens on an app that advertises as being for poor people. Rich men would join and try and get women too hook up with them for a meal or similar.