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We need a tinder for poor people, those who don't have the economic means to date, but would have their situation bettered by joining forces with one or more like-minded and equally fin-locked partners.
We could call it Prolescroll, PlentyOfRamen, Stumble, econHarmony
ok, I love this idea lol. "PlentyOfRamen"
It would only have men.
Fumble
Edit: op already did stumble and I didn't see it.thought Fumble was to similar, and tried to delete but I also forgot you can't really delete your thing so the comment stays lol
Crumble - for people looking for a squad of survivors to roll with for when society collapses
Or... People looking for a nice pudding.
Really nice idea in principle but will certainly be exploited by richer ppl
All the richers would troll for poor women.
Not sure why you are getting downvoted that would absolutely be something that happens on an app that advertises as being for poor people. Rich men would join and try and get women too hook up with them for a meal or similar.