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[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I have been burned, stabbed, electrocuted, what more do you want?!?

Christ, that cat was playing rough! :o

[–] Kacarott@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The cat in the hat does not hold back

[–] WorldsDumbestMan 1 points 5 days ago

Damn cat, never getting a cat from planet Vegeta again!

[–] WorldsDumbestMan 2 points 5 days ago

To be more specific, I pushed a nail into a socket as a kid, and a few other instances I got electrocuted. I got stabbed with a pencil right through the mole on my back by my sister, I set a box on fire at work, and put it out with my hand.

I ran into this metal pipe that serves as a shutter, I don't know what it's called, and the impact bent the pipe. I walked it off and continued working.