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Anon critiques humanity (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan 2 points 3 days ago

To be more specific, I pushed a nail into a socket as a kid, and a few other instances I got electrocuted. I got stabbed with a pencil right through the mole on my back by my sister, I set a box on fire at work, and put it out with my hand.

I ran into this metal pipe that serves as a shutter, I don't know what it's called, and the impact bent the pipe. I walked it off and continued working.