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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (39 children)

Even there though, what is the actual point of a phone app controlled smart toilet, even if you open sourced the whole thing? Unlocking one's phone and tapping the app icon, and then presumably a button on the app, is going to take more time than one press of a lever that one is right next to anyway, and the latter doesn't present as many points of failure.

[–] Walican132 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Well if you read the product description it was to allow AI Bidet control. However they had not received funding for AI so it was outsourced to a team of laborers in India using cameras and joysticks.

It also logged the consistency, frequency and matter samples from all BMs so you could make informed dedication opinions.

Spoiler/s

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

informed dedication opinions.

Hmmmmm

[–] Walican132 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Damn was supposed to be defecation autocorrect got me.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Oooohhhhh, that makes sense.

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