Well if you read the product description it was to allow AI Bidet control. However they had not received funding for AI so it was outsourced to a team of laborers in India using cameras and joysticks.

It also logged the consistency, frequency and matter samples from all BMs so you could make informed dedication opinions.

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

informed dedication opinions.

Hmmmmm

[–] Walican132 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Damn was supposed to be defecation autocorrect got me.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Oooohhhhh, that makes sense.

[–] coconutking@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I heard they sold a license for the camera feed and controls access to EA for their next pay-to-play iOS game. The shareholders are really excited for this synergy.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I asked for AI Biden control smh