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Once-in-a-generation (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 weeks ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 54 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Kinda hard to buy when you dont have any fuckin money

[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 44 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

If you didn't buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks

[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You god dang gen z's are going to get my CFA designation revoked

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷

[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

I see you're also an expert in bird law

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Got it. I'm gonna have a nice hot avocado late and some cinnamon sticks on pumpkin toast

[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm starting to notice a problem...

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait are you serious?

[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

I've never joked in my life