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I mean, my kid gets all her bills paid, her food served at the table, her clothes washed, her room tidied, doesn't have to pay to watch Netflix/ Disney etc. Literally has to pay for nothing, ever. So I'd say she's better off than me. Lmfao. I get to sit here paying out all my money, working out budgets, barely able to get anything for myself while she gets treats from me and her dad and grandparents.
Kids are a drain on the ol' bank account.
also breastfeeding her would syphon calcium out of ur bones ๐ฆด, causing them to be porous as a sponge, where u ll easily be breaking any of them in ur late life. c-section scars..are all those worth it? idk ๐คท
The miracle of life eh. I guess that's a slang term for summoning demons these days.
I love her, but by Christ kids are hard work.
i thought u were talking as if u hypothetically were to have kids, but apparently u already do..sure they can be a joy to have, but they can also be a privilege that not everyone could afford, especially in these times. anyway please handle with care โป๏ธ and god bless ๐
For all you know the kid is 2.
Dude chill. She's 3... It was supposed to be funny.