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It's that damn military show they're preparing for his birthday
Well, that, and the unexpected uptick in deportations to fucking everywhere, Narnia included. It's expensive, shoving all those kids into a fucking dresser. They scream a lot, and the poor agents need lots of vacations to recover.
Additionally, burning most of the air traffic controllers at the stake probably doesn't have anything to do with a dozen mid air collisions on the daily. That's all free anyway, thank god.
And launching all the irs agents into that volcano? Yeah, we probably shouldn't have done that, but hey! Big Balls won $50 on a scratchy! That'll help offset!
And sucker punching every person, in every country that's ever bought or made anything outside murica? It was pretty funny, but that's gonna sting soon.
And we never made any fucking money on tourism, so it's fucking GREAT that nobody ever comes here now!
Which means all those people at the national parks were obsolete, so fucking dump them!
And disaster recovery? After a disaster? Sorry, we can't. You don't think Big Balls won on his first scratchy, do you? That's cute!
How do I get deported to Narnia?!?!?!
Don't want to. Ask for asylum from Narnia because they hate you and wanna execute you.
You gotta hang around in your rich aunt's wardrobe or something like that.
I have a rich aunt?!?!?!?
Hoping he becomes the next tank man.
They didn’t run over tank man
They can start with trump then.