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One day, a woman had 100 children (lemmy.ca)
submitted 6 days ago by TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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One day a women had 100 children.

she sadly didn't had the creativity to name all 100 of them, so she named each one of them a number from 1 - 100. one of them was named "One", the next one was named "Two" and so on all the way to one hundred. But, in a tragic accident 99 out of those 100 children died, and only one girl survived named "Ninety". Ninety eventually grew up and lived a whole life, and she even had a few children of her own. One day the children were playing outside, they stumbled upon a stray dog and decided to keep it. Ninety did not want the children to have a dog so they hid it and named it "This" so that they could talk about it around their mom without he knowing. they would say "let's go take This outside" and things like these behind there mom's back. One day when the kids were not paying attention. This walks out into the middle of the street and gets hit by a car, This eventuality dies and Ninety's kids don't tell there mother even then. No one else ever hears about This again.

you teens will never know about This,
coz only 90's kids remember This

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[–] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

If this were Reddit I would point you to r/feghoot.