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Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing (theonion.com)
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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fisherman breaking down homeowners doors like the local SWAT team demanding you reveal where your fish tank is

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

They fly a chopper over your yard with a bucket and now they have all your fish