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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 26 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

That's all fine, it's when she gets naked on the bed with a jar of peanut butter and a spatula that things start getting weird

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

a spatula that stings

Why is she hitting you with the spatula?

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 1 points 41 minutes ago

Seriously. Should be a newspaper.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 6 hours ago

Don't yuck the yum