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Java Bros (lemmy.ml)

submitted 12 hours ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 38 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

C# is better than java just because it doesn't have as much brain rotting "DesIgN PaTTeRnS" gurus

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 1 points 29 minutes ago

Instead you get rotten-brained dependency injection rules.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

A shame there is no real FOSS movement behind it (for what I know) it could do with some modernization.

[–] lexiw@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

What do you mean? The entire stack is open source.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

I'm just hoping for a more thriving community behind it.

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 hours ago

Also, optional value semantics. I love value semantics!