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"Impacted" sounds like unbearable pain. No? Got a good story about mine. Bear with me.
Got my top 2 out because they erupted sideways, actually cut my finger, thought it was a stuck Dorito. Shit had to go. Got the bottom 2 while I was under general.
First time completely under. Dentist said I wasn't going home until my gf could drive me. Great! Woke at home with her hovering over my face. She was a little bitchy when I asked how I got home.
"You don't remember that? Nothing?!"
I had refused to leave the comfy office bed, fought and cussed. Whole waiting room heard:
"FUCK YOU! I'll take you back there and do to you what they did to me!"
Jesus. (Nurses right about now: Yep. And I know OP is a guy.)