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Pam Bondi Says Trump Has Saved 258 Million American Lives (nymag.com)

submitted 2 days ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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The sheer scale of oblivious stupidity is fucking breathtaking with these fascist morons! 🤦

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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

One day there will be a history book detailing the amount of Americans Pam has killed and how that was justification for her death sentence in Nuremberg Trials 2.

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

yeah, the alternate timeline

god I wish we were there instead

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Be the change you want to see in the world.

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Need billions for that.

[–] vxx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Is that alternative timeline stuff a replacement for believing in god?