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[–] Ediacarium@feddit.de 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

sudo apt-get install conset

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 47 points 1 year ago (3 children)

User not in sudoers list. This incident will be reported

[–] aeternum@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

to whom?? TO WHOM!?

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The answer is: Santa

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

And he is not pleased.

[–] Ediacarium@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

to him

[–] Untitled_Pribor@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children) 
su
apt install consent
exit
touch women
[–] Norgur@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children) 
su  

Enter password:
[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

hunter2

[–] aeternum@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i can't read that. it just appears as stars to me. what's it say?

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Stars? I see absolutely nothing there. Linux login prompts are quirky.

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

All I see is *******

[–] trones@ythreektech.com 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Reading package lists... Done

Building dependency tree... Done

E: Unable to locate package conset

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 1 points 1 year ago

The superior version of UAC?

"Do you want $USER to touch you?" Do you want $USER to cat you?" " Do you..."