sudo apt-get install conset
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User not in sudoers list. This incident will be reported
su
apt install consent
exit
touch women
su
Enter password:
hunter2
i can't read that. it just appears as stars to me. what's it say?
Stars? I see absolutely nothing there. Linux login prompts are quirky.
All I see is *******
-y
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree... Done
E: Unable to locate package conset
The superior version of UAC?
"Do you want $USER to touch you?" Do you want $USER to cat you?" " Do you..."
sudo touch women
Good morning, Mr. Senator
Stop. Danny Masterson was not a senator :P
go home, then touch women
cd ~; touch woman
Can’t touch woman anywhere
This is why mandatory access control is so important.