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You're just not invited to them. (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 month ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/rareinsults@lemmy.world

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[–] Bhaelfur@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (13 children)

I work in AV and recently worked a gala. They held an auction for various things, mostly getaways to a fancy summer home or chef dinner experiences. One of the chef experiences went for over $8,000. One of the other AV techs turned to me and said "$8,000 is a lot for one dinner." I leaned in close and said quietly "$8,000 would change my life."

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Man, you got me craving $8,000.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I could go for $8000 too, now that you mention it…

[–] GoodLuckToFriends 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a one night experience, or is this a marriage negotiation? I've got $8,000 and an unmarried cousin lying around somewhere...

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn, I already got married for free like a sucker

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

If you got married for free you made out like a bandit.

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