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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm 18 :( I dont want a colonoscopy

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

it's fine, just don't grow older

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

This is the way

[–] Beldarofremulak@discuss.online 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You might want to double check your age then. You might be old and just not know it. You can probably buy kids beer now if you wanted to.

[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've been able to buy beer for 2 years 💪😎

[–] Beldarofremulak@discuss.online 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

::snaps glove::

Then I guess it's time

[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago