this post was submitted on 10 May 2025
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I thought it was pretty cool looking, until I saw one up close. I cannot overstate how drastically my opinion shifted. As I've said here before, we could only cram 15 bags of mulch into the "bed" and the man had to make a third trip to get all his stuff. Oh, and he couldn't close the top.
For context, I can cram 15 bags in my Mitsubishi Spyder (convertible Eclipse) and put the top back down. We fit 40 bags in a regular truck, easily. Hell, I've hauled pallets of mulch home, pallet and all. Had a dude pull up in a passenger car with a monstrous trunk, about the same size as a cyber bed.
Now when I see one in the parking lot I get a viscereal reaction, wanting to kick the shit out of it. Don't want to be responsible to totaling the thing with my combat boots.