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[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Prior to that I had struggled with the concept of if there is a being that could have created all of existence, us as human beings would be like a flea trying to comprehend the lunar landing. And if a being of that caliber exist I cannot fathom that it would care whether or not you touched yourself at night. Or who you were in the bed with.

The more we learn about both the universe at large, and the history of our own species and planet, the more that seems true.

Human civilization as we conceive it (creating settlements and agriculture) has only existed for like 10k years.

Human beings as we conceive them have existed for like 300k- 400k years before that ☝️.

The first human-like creatures (Habilis), existed for 1600k years before that ☝️.

There was 66000k years of creatures just existing and adapting and competing and evolving from the point of the dinosaurs being extinct until the point of Habilis ☝️.

And to get to the point of the dinosaurs being extinct, it took 3700000k of life evolving on earth ☝️.

Those numbers are truly mind numbingly, staggeringly huge. Human civilization has existed for 10k, and we're talking about a process that took 3,700,000k of random chance to get to that. The idea that God cares about what you jerk off to is wild.

[–] Headofthebored@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

But some guy from the middle east said he saw a burning bush speak to him. No, there was no way it was just alcohol poisoning, sleep deprivation, or schizophrenia, none of those reasonable explanations had been invented yet. It could only have been god. /s