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Saudi Arabia rolls out customized mobile McDonald's for Trump visit (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] SabinStargem 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am expecting big business to send prostitutes as their representatives to Trump when they want something. Flirtation, boobs, and so forth are more than enough to make Trump sign away everything that America has.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

they have to look like ivanka

[–] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bonus points if they are Ivanka.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

why do you think karoline and pam look the way they are, they look like ivanka.